Friday, 11 November 2016

Game 10: Green Tree 6 - 7 Bar Tutsters

Captain Isn't There So the Team Falls to Shite

Bar Tutsters (Home)

Game Week 10 - Wednesday, 09th November, 2016



Don't know what to tell you mate. Absolute travesty. You leave them for one night and they go and do this. No wonder my back was killing from from carrying this team so much!

On a side note, the team showed quality character by pulling back the last 4 games. Great stuff. (We would have won it if I was playing though).

Word did reach back to the captain that there was talk of Chappell and Gordon arguing in the back room about who was going to have the most singles losses this season. They are both making a hearty broth in a few months time and are eager to take home that wooden spoon!

Game 09: Sports Bar 9 - 4 Green Tree

Must Have Been A Hangover From Nothing Last Week

Sports Bar (Away)

Game Week 09 - Wednesday, 02nd November, 2016



Chappell got well angry, Crowther got angry but not as much as Chappell, Hardy lost to someone who we all thought had died in the corner earlier in the night and Josh was in absolute Beat mode. Standard night of pool really.

Heads were down if we are being honest with ourselves, and I'm sure he wont mind me saying that we had a massive silver lining in an unlikely hero in Josh who pulled it out of the bag and gave us an at least respectable loss.

I was starting to get a bit of a bad back and was a bit ill and knackered so lost all concentration and let myself and the team down when I should have tried to rally us together a bit more. Chappell was visibly turning green out of anger, Crowther said just before his game that he has lost 8 times in a row here just to give himself that much needed confidence boost, meanwhile hard was having weird Viet-Nam-esque flashbacks about a one-legged lass still managing to kick his arse, luckily a 104-year old bloke with virtually no mobility managed to kick his arse too!

We weren't at our strongest, both in mentality and in numbers with Patty missing and I think it really cost us. Towards the end of the night at least, spirits lifted and we agreed that we won't all quit just yet.


Game 08: Green Tree 0 - 0 Masons

The Day A Game Didn't Take Place

Masons (Home)

Game Week 08 - Wednesday, 26th October, 2016



You know, the strangest thing happened, the Green Tree boys were doing what they do best and that is play pool to the highest possible standard during their practice before their big game against The Masons (who earlier in the day posted about their fear of the upcoming fixture of Social Media... which has since been deleted so there is no proof). Then nothing at all happened and it was Thursday morning again. Weird.

Game 07: Snooker Club 9 - 4 Green Tree

Lost the Battle...And the War... But Marcus was the Biggest Casualty!

Snooker Club (Away)

Game Week 07 - Wednesday, 19th October, 2016


Now many would think a 9-4 defeat in what can be considered a "derby game" somewhat of a let down... but Marcus got 7-balled and humiliated by Crowther.

Sitting at the foot of the table, you would be compelled to think that our heads would have dropped after another defeat... but Marcus got 7-balled and humiliated by Crowther.

With the opposition still collectively congratulating themselves on a good win, there was one humble, broken figure, sitting in the corner, wishing he stayed at home playing on his broken X-Box 1, collecting thatch and twigs and stones, killing dinosaurs. That person was Marcus. This is because he got 7-balled and humiliated by Crowther.